Some ladies have all the luck with men. Case and point:
One nice day, my apartment was incredibly warm so I ventured down to the Fox River to do some school work. I chose an area with 5 empty benches in a row, sat on the middle one and got to work. A little while later a man on a bike came and sat on the far bench. Then two old ladies hobbled by with their walkers and sat on the bench next to mine.
A while later I hear, “Is anyone sitting here?”
I look up to see an older man (at LEAST 70 years old) standing by the bench. After glancing quickly at the two empty benches in the area, I tell him no, no one is sitting there and and he plops down next to me. Wanting to strike a balance between being polite, but not TOO friendly, I continued to busy myself with school work as the man gabbed on and on.
Fox River Man: “Do you come down here a lot? I’ve never seen you before.”
Me: “I come down every once in awhile…but not during the day because I’m normally working.”
FRM: “Well I come down here at night and I’ve never seen you. Are you sure you’re not new?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m sure. I’ve lived in Waukesha for quite awhile”
FRM: “Hmm..well, do you want to get coffee sometime?”
*At this point there was a HUGE awkward pause…I was trying to decide if he was truly a creeper, or possibly just lonely and wanting to chat more. Either way I knew I did not want to have coffee with this man…but I was not sure how to convey this. Luckily, he broke the silence by clarifying his intent:
FRM: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
*I used this as a chance to turn down the coffee date but telling a small lie.
Me: Yes! Yeah, I have a boyfriend.
FRM: Oh…I guess he wouldn’t like that very much then……does he live around here? Do I know him?
Me: No, I don’t think you know him. But he does live around here.
FRM: Is it serious? Are you engaged?
Me: No, not engaged.
FRM: Well, it never hurts to ask…I’m just looking for a good woman. I’ve had a few women, but they all are into drugs or drinking…..you don’t drink, do you?
Me: Not much.
FRM: Me either, just a couple times a month.
*At this point I’m trying to figure out if I can just get up, say goodbye and leave or if he will follow me or walk with me. Being busy with schoolwork didn’t deter him from talking my ear off, I wasn’t sure if walking away would deter him either. Finally I told him I had to go. He said it was great talking to me and he hoped he’d see me at the river so we could talk more.
I don’t go down to the river as much as I used to. But anyone who is looking for a date…the river apparently is a good place to pick up men…as long as age isn’t an issue for you. 🙂